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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

Any presidential candidate who campaigns on ending the SOTU and Daylight Savings Time gets my vote.

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Olaf Von Turpentine's avatar

And adopt the metric system

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Flippin’ Jersey's avatar

Blasphemy! How dare you sir! Even as a carpenter, I cannot cotton to changing!

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Dave Bowman's avatar

Last controlling graf of the ConstitutionGPT. "Foreign titles of nobility" is ripe for flouting

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Clementine's avatar

Feels like arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

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Sage Alfields's avatar

>Town hall meetings, online forums, social media Q&A session – these are the platforms of the future, where real dialogue can take place and meaningful change can be enacted.

You live in a fantasy world mate. All of those are controlled and co-opted. Only way for real dialogue is a random self-doxxing shitpost on an anonymous image board.

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