Winners
Kamala Harris - She gets the media enabled basement campaign now. Just has to run out the clock and the party can drag her across the line.
AI Sleuths - Every single event gets the AI detection service to prove or disprove it.
Millenials - The Wall Street Journal reported their finances have greatly improved. Still tracking slower than prior generations but a welcome improvement.
Olympics Coverage - Ratings bonanza despite the time delay. The beauty of streaming and social media is if you just want to see events, it’s easy to watch a 2 minute race on your device.
Losers
Iran - No response in the Middle East proxy war. THE EARTH WILL SHAKE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF OUR RESPONSE. Sure, fine whatever.
America’s 100 meter relay team - The men were disqualified again. This is embarrassing and maybe it’s the curse for how the US Olympic committee handled Carl Lewis’ final chance at a relay medal.
India’s Olympic Team - 1.4 billion people and nothing much to show for it.
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“Just has to run out the clock and the party can drag her across the line.”
lol no