Winners, Losers and Links
Winners
Bitcoin Hodlers - Blackrock ETF means more demand will come and if the FED pause is a pivot, enjoy the gains going into the halvening.
Political Consultants- The Trump case and limbo lets them all collect money pitching the vulture strategy.
Any woman of healthy BMI who can make food - This is it. This is how low the bar is. Film some lunch prep, post and watch the praise roll in.
Losers
Companies trying return to work - Other companies are not going along with it and stealing skilled workers. Timed with the Boomer Retirement Wave, this is a nightmare for firms trapped in leases they cannot escape.
DeSantis Influencers - They are already too annoying and we have not reached the first debate. The attempt to manufacture the 2016 style is obvious and failing. The money is probably worth it.
Billionaire Submariners - Deep sea exploration is cool. Going down to the sea floor in what looks like something your dad made to check out the lake’s shallow spots is a mix of bravery & hubris. We will see how this shakes out. Pray for a rescue.
PSA
Won’t someone sleep with the ‘Hornt Over 30 E-girls’? To synthesize MedGold & Glengarry Glen Ross: “A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-cumming. Always be cumming! Always be cumming!! A-I-D-A. Attention-Interest-Decision-Action. Attention -- do their posts have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's DM or goon. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the posts comin' in; you think they post to get through the workday? Girl doesn't hornt post unless she wants a guy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their affection! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?”
Links
Interesting underground find in Turkey reveals ancient human ingenuity.
Profile on the expansive community called The Villages. Horrifying finale to this.
Can’t really have Cold War 2.0 when your opponent controls the supply chain for your weapons.
Fantastic essay on why diversity and the growing competence crisis are a package deal.