Winners
Kamala Harris - Vice President stuffed in the shadows now the top of the ticket. We will never know who orchestrated the fast switch, but she is now close to the Big Seat.
AI Media Slop - Not AI meme images. This applies to the big media articles that read like ChatGPT outputs for the prompt “fluff Kamala Harris for 1000 words”.
Wine Aunts - A new avatar emerges for them to buy prayer candles and guzzle bottles of pinot noir in honor of.
China - Taiwan looks tasty and even with a Kamala win, they have to like their chances of a GAE forfeit if they go for it.
Losers
Biden Family - The gravy train ends in January at the latest. Dr. Jill may get one more book deal to reveal the secrets of 2024.
Ukraine’s Government- Peace messaging. If the war ends, is there a democratic backlash or do Ukrainians resort to violent reprisals for the last couple of years?
Normies - They still haven’t caught on. Perhaps they never will.
No links. Everything is moving fast enough that no one has had time to digest the situation and lay out a good forecast.
Normies are a human constant for eternity. They never get it enough to care. The Peasant is a potato concerned with his plot of earth.
I got a good chuckle from the last two ‘winners’