Jawmaxxing

Submitted by a looksmaxxer

I have lived the last several years subject to the swipe. I have dealt with the algo. I have also read the works of writers like Heartiste, Roosh and others in my quest to get a woman who sticks around for longer than a few weeks. Reading sent me on a mission of looksmaxxing. I might as well jump the rungs of the ladder as high as I can to see what women are available at greater heights. This quixotic journey introduced me to curious ways to optimize. I am now a jawmaxxer, and here to help anyone looking to max out height, face and frame.

I did not know about the world of jawmaxxing until 2020. My current girlfriend had no complaints, but one never knows. I had success in the '10s with lifting and wardrobe changes and stumbled upon a world of men refining their looks to level up. It was so autistic that I wondered how many of these posters were using weighted blankets at night. I never considered my jawline weak, but there is always a way to improve, right? These posters introduced me to chios mastic gum and Falim chewing gum.

How does this help the average man? I was a child of divorce. My mother was the type who read 1990s magazine articles that said divorced moms can raise a kid just as good as two parents. She followed every expert bit of advice. If you're wondering, she has a Fauci magnet on her fridge. We ate a balanced diet that was imbalanced towards carbs. We had red meat once a week at most. Surfing the Internet as a free man in the real world, I switched to a meat heavy diet and lifted. Besides the nutritional and hormonal improvements, I noticed articles that pointed out that because of a childhood devoid of chewing hard meat, my jaw was not as developed as it should or could be. The matriarchy's thefts are both big and small.

For years, I gave it no thought until posts on jawmaxxing and mewing crossed my path on random men's forums. Men wrote of this chios gum and a specific Turkish brand that is a softer introduction to this world called Falim. I rolled my eyes until men posted before and after pictures. They had improved the height/width ratios of their faces. They looked less neotenous and a little more machsimo. The secret was that their masseter muscles were not as pronounced, but by chewing this gum, they were in effect, working out those lagging muscles. They got jaw gainz. It was noticeable in their pictures and just after two weeks of chewing this gum. I took the plunge and bought a box of Falim this fall.

It was a flavorless gum that was rock hard at first like it had been left out in the open for a week. I took the posters' advice, and chewed no more than ten minutes the first few days. I did not realize my jaw muscles were weak until I began chewing that gum. My jaw felt tired the first few nights where I had popped the gum in during the day for a chewing exercise. There were no clear indicators of structural change when I received an assignment for a construction contract for a month. I tossed fifty sticks of this gum into my suitcase and kissed my girlfriend goodbye for several weeks.

I got a little smarter with the process. Each night before bed, I chewed this gum in a simple up and down motion on both sides for ten minutes. Sleep would help my recovery. After a few weeks, the ten minutes was so easy that I moved to fifteen. I could feel a little difference on the corner of my jaw. Shaving in the mirror provided me with a better view of the change. The sweep of the razor revealed the slight difference in the form of my face.

What is the real test? Why do we do all of this? Why am I still tinkering and trying to looksmaxx? I returned home, I unpacked and threw the leftover sticks of Falim I had in the box in my bureau and invited my girlfriend over for a night. At first, all she said was I looked healthy and that I looked refreshed after the month or so away. She stayed the night over, and well, I was going to chalk this up to Internet autism and oversensitivity seeing what was not real.

The next morning I woke to make coffee, and chewed a stick of Falim while the percolator worked its magic. I spit the gum out and poured myself a cup, putting some music on to listen to while she stirred. A few minutes later, she got herself a cup and slipped over to my couch. She gave me a nice kiss and put her hand to my face as she did so. Those affectionate, little touches make me think she is the one. She sat back and asked me if I had gained a little weight without the gym and eating out all month. She corrected herself. I was trim and fit still, but my face looked a little fuller even a little cheerier compared to September. It worked.

I told her I was just happy to see her. She knows enough of my quirks to find them cute and not run away. My fall experiment only took seven weeks to produce results. My secret doesn't have to just be for me. Jawmaxx brothers. Chew the gum. It works.

(ed note: This post was not sponsored by Falim or any chios mastic gum producer. We provide all autists with an opportunity to help each other.)