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A primer on 3d printed pistols

A primer on 3d printed pistols

The Editors
Dec 10, 2024
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The alleged assassin of the CEO of UHC allegedly used a 3d printed ghost gun, as well as some sort of suppressor, during the hit. This is irksome, because it will immediately lead to journalists parroting the dumbest takes you have ever heard. Guys, did you know he used a two thousand dollar seldom-imported meme gun, the number of which in existence in the US is probably well below 100, and every owner (not just the initial purchaser) of which is registered by the federal government (due to the integral suppressor)? Not so much.

Not It

No no no, it must have been one of those three-dee guns like Cody Wilson makes, did you know you can just crank one off your Epson and do a terrorism?

Again, Not It

No, it’s just a Glock. A Glock! You know this word, because it is one of those German ultrasyllabic spitting words and it rhymes nicely with “cock” and “lock” (neither of which you technically do with a Glock) for rapping purposes. Nothing rhymes with Walther. Did you know you can three-dee-print a Glock? Experts say it must explode immediately, what with the plastic. Unreliable! Should have used an ay-kay, I hear they make those in caves.

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Definitely Not It

Let’s please get this straight. You would need one of these kits.

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